As my buddy Dan demonstrated at Bundy Hill last year, a Jeep is not a boat, they don’t float!!!
Boats were given names, THOUSANDS of years ago when humans still believed in all kinds of superstitions such as the world was flat, and there were Gods of every season and any other unexplainable phenomenon.
RiverKeepers.org explains the origins of boat names very well.
You DO NOT need a name for your Jeep, and stop asking this INSANE question on social media!!!